I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
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did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
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He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.