I'm sorry my penis didn't work
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
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We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
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this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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