Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
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He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
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I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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