is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
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After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
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You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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