I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
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the room spins SO much faster in panama
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
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All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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