My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
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We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
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IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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