She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
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I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
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Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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