im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
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