Ambien. No doubt about it.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
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He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
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If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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