dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
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I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
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Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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