So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.