ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
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he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
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Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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