did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
please come you make the beer taste better
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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