that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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