Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
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her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
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he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold