oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
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You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
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It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.