Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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