Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
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i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
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we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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