What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
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Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
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Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
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