I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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