is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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