lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
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There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
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It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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