Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
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she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
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Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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