Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I am never drinking with the goths again.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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