I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
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I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
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God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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