so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
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I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
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great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
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