i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
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well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Go christen that room with your naked body.
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Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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