take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard