Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
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I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
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id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick