So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.