This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
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Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
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You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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