I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
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I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
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Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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