i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
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I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
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In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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