i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
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I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
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Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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