either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
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HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
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Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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