at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
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What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
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The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater