The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
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don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
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I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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