You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
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get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
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I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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