Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
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There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
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Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.