Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.