You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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