I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
and technically it was a rebound
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.