doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
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The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
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I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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