Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
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Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
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SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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