so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
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You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
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i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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