I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Reggie can tackle my bush.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
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this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
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She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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