No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
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ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Just high enough for therapy.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
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You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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