So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
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I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
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I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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