You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
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I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
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PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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