The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I wish they made helmets for livers.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
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vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
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Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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