The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
These Attractive Criminals Got Modeling Contracts After Getting Arrested
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
This Girl’s Unbelievable Catfish Story Will Make You Rethink Online Dating
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.