I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
21 Distraught People Found Out They Had An STD
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
21 Ladies Reveal The Sexiest Thing A Man Can Do In A Public Setting
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Just pee around me
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.