I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".