Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
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he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
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Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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