I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
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